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Robbed!

Sorry to report some sad news this morning. CrossFit Watertown was burglarized late last night. Sometime between 0100 and 0500 this morning (according to local police estimates) a team of robbers cleared out everything we had — kettlebells, rowers, bars, bumpers, jump ropes, you name it. When we showed up for the 6am class this morning, this is all that we saw: Gone

The only good piece of news is that a local resident did report catching a glimpse of someone running off through the woods with our slosh pipe. Police released the following mugshot: Mugshot

Anybody who can identify this criminal should call us at 274-4441 right away.

Tonight’s classes will go on as scheduled. Due to the shortage of equipment, we’ll be doing 5 rounds of 250 burpees for time, or we’ll stop when someone dies. (Mere puking or cardio-pulmonary resuscitation will not slow the class pace so don’t even try it. And, dry-heavers, as always, move to the edges of the class so we don’t have to hear that gurgly raspy thing you do.)

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