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CrossFit and Kickball

kickballmayhemKickball. It’s all you’re thinking about, admit it. The big showdown is tomorrow at 3pm. PowerBarners start crying at 3:15. Cook-out afterwards.

Forget how to play? Here are the basic rules. (Although those rules don’t show any of the “Hold the player at first base” move employed by Sam in this photo. Hmm.)

Reminder for CrossFit schtuff: Classes today at noon and 5pm. Sat at 8am. Sun = no classes and get your booty outside day.

Finally, in case you’re a big moron, WikiHow has an article on How to Be an Awesome Kickball Player, with stunning tips like “Don’t let it [the ball] slip out of your hands.” (PowerBarners, go ahead. Read up on it.)

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Rockstar
Rockstar

Becky, you crack me up....agains peeps who's bring the cheese?...maybe Powerbarners can churn some....OMG I make myself laugh...(evil laugh)

Rockstar
Rockstar

Tanner, I eat little boys like you for breakfast...

becky
becky

Dear Tanner I know you are in bed already (you young tikes need your rest) but tomorrow you will get my foot so far up your behind that you will taste my size 10 asics in your mouth. With Love Becky PS Eric I will shank you again and this time leave your body by the recycling center.

Tanner
Tanner

Practice all you guys want...it will just make the real athletes (us Power Barn-ers) laugh harder when we dominate the field tomorrow, I say a 50 burpee penalty for the losing team (you CrossFit Watertown), you guys up for the task? haha

Rockstar
Rockstar

Is someone bringing cheese?

Rockstar
Rockstar

Brandom we are going to pounce on you like a red headed step child....bring it and leave your dignity at CFW....smelly floppy eared cow tipping puppy...

Eric Brandom
Eric Brandom

You're all going down... It's that simple

Jill
Jill

Me Me Me!! That's too having a drink after class...in case no one takes u up on the offer-I'll be drinking at the harley bar (jen u'd love it) & u'll be in "no sun or warm weather" connecticut it may be long distance but its better than drinking alone!

Jen
Jen

What's this fragment you speak of? Did Darsh point it out to you? Who is having a drink with me after class?

Rockstar
Rockstar

Holy crap Jen....Way too much time on your hands and lay off the caffeine....must clarify that you did have a fragment in your blog challenge.....so disqualified! I'm still the current longest blog holder....IT'S GOOD TO BE ME...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :)

Chris
Chris

♪Pour some shook-up ramen...♪

Rich
Rich

I would like to CFT tonight too. Only after I have some of whatever Jen is havin!!!

migs
migs

Sue and I are CFT tonight.

kirk
kirk

Was one of those songs seriously by the Hoff? No Migs and Sue for the CFT last night? I was looking forward to your marches toward 1000. Great job by Big D. You still underestimate your strength...but watch out next time!

Greg
Greg

Jen.. put the coffee and the speed balls down... Holy Crap. I'm on my way to CFW to do Tooner around nooner... since I'll be a little late.

Nathan
Nathan

Oh yeah, clearly the song is "pour some sugar on me". Though I believe the best line is: "I'm hot, sticky sweet, from my head down to my feet" Did I mention I saw the Lep at the Big E many years back. Awesome stuff. Oh yeah.

Chris
Chris

I think this part of the kickball rules is worth noting: "The game is over when the school bell rings, the ball pops, or the ball is lost in such acts as kicking the ball into the street or onto the roof. At the end of the game, the team with the most points wins. However, if a team loses the ball by kicking it one[sic] the roof etc., that team automatically loses. Also, the kid that did it becomes instantly unpopular."

Jen
Jen

It's the new hair cut! Now I'm wild!

Jill
Jill

Jen!!! Your out of control!

Lady V
Lady V

Dude ur nuts...don't u have a job or something?!?!?lol!!!

Jen
Jen

Nice Migs! Strong work!

Jen
Jen

Anyone,,,,,, "Working hard to get my fill, everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to roll the dice, just one more time Some will win, some will lose Some were born to sing the blues Oh, the movie never ends It goes on and on and on and on"

migs
migs

Hahaha! Don't Hassle the Hoff

Chris
Chris

I'm too late :(

Chris
Chris

OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD

Jen
Jen

DONE!

Jen
Jen

Rockstar ....your song is by..........Hannah Montana! LOL

Jen
Jen

"I'm unusual, not so typical Way too smart to be waitin' around Tai chi practicing, snowboard champion I could fix a flat on your car I might even be a rock star! I might even be a rock star! Sometimes I wish when the phone rings that It would be you sayin' let's hang out Then you confess that there's something special between us Why don't we find out"

Jen
Jen

Rockstar this ones for you....

Jen
Jen

Don't wanna spend another year facing the same wall "Don't wanna play another game bouncin' the same ball Don't wanna wait for that lucky break Got a feelin' someday I'm gonna make Yeah, all the right moves"

Jen
Jen

Migs, this is one you should know.

Jen
Jen

Did Toon run away or is he still one of us?

Jen
Jen

If they show up!

Jen
Jen

Can we sign Beat it when the PowerBarners show up?

Jen
Jen

"I've seen you on the beach and I've seen you on TV Two of a billion stars it means so much to me Like a birthday or a pretty view But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you"

Jen
Jen

C'mon Migs this ones for you take a guess...

Jen
Jen

"Say you don't know me, or recognize my face Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight Too many runaways eating up the night"

Jen
Jen

@Nate, Ok here's another one take a guess....don't use google!

Jen
Jen

@ Nate, Name this song: Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman,

Jen
Jen

You have to show them that you're really not scared You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare They'll kick you, then they beat you, Then they'll tell you it's fair So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Jen
Jen

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it

Jen
Jen

They told him don't you ever come around here Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it You better run, you better do what you can Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man You wanna be tough, better do what you can So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Jen
Jen

Beat it just beat it...Nate what are the rest of the words?

Jen
Jen

Welcome to the jungle baby!

Jen
Jen

Slow.....your all so slow!

Jen
Jen

The platforms are ready!