What Faulkner, Hemingway, and Morrison might have penned after a hard WOD.
Barbells and Haiku
For one special day, I wrote haiku for new supporters of my Kickstarter project. Enjoy!
The One That Got Away
It’s months later and still you think about how you left her laying there. You just walked out and left. How could you have done that? You were tired. She …
10 Things To Do When You’re Lonely
10. Prowler Races. Because puking your guts out will give you an entirely new reason to feel sorry for yourself. 9. Press. Brute strength is hot. And nobody ever said, “Oh, my …
Snatching: The Answer to Everything in Life
Your kid wants help on his math homework? Forget that. Teach him to snatch instead.
Too Cool For CrossFit
I’ve decided that, like others out there, I’m too cool for CrossFit now. Sorry, nothing personal. Just. Too. Cool. So it’s time to announce the launching of LisbethFit: a revolutionary …
The Unofficial CrossFit Joke Book
Q: How many CrossFitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to do it in record time. One to film it. And one to complain about proper form.
Top 10 Rejected Slogans for CrossFit Watertown
As promised, here are the ones that got away. (And, to the nuns at St. John’s School, who tried so hard to teach me to be a good girl: look …