CrossFitisms

Just 'cause no one asked for it, we're going to provide wretched "Aphorisms into CrossFitisms."

If you don't have something nice to say ... you must be in the middle of the warm-up.

A quitter never wins and a winner never ... drops an unloaded bar. Ever.

Life's like a box of chocolates ... but who eats that crap anymore? Sugar's gonna kill ya.

The early bird gets ... some damn cold bars in the 6am class.

Stupid is as stupid does ... but that can be kinda fun.

Every cloud has a silver lining ... but those Nike Romaleos have metal in them. Sweet.

When life hands you lemons ... get them off the mats, you're going to slip on those things.

Easy come, easy go ... must be at the globo-gym because it sure as hell is not here.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Because CrossFitters weren't around then.

We'll cross that bridge when ... it's on the 400m sprint. Otherwise, f*** that.

The bigger they come, the harder they ... drop that deadlift.

The tough get going when ... they get to the Games.

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here. (Oh wait, we don't have to change that one.)