As promised, here are the ones that got away. (And, to the nuns at St. John’s School, who tried so hard to teach me to be a good girl: look away. Save yourself the agony.)

Top 10 Rejected Slogans for CFW

10.) You say “Puke” like it’s a bad thing . . .

9.) When you cough up blood, you know you’re doing it right.

8.) Now you’re really f***ed.

7.) Turkish Get-up? Let me show you the Turkish “Get-Down!”

6.) That pole’s not just for pull-ups, honey.

5.) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Puke and we’ll laugh at you.

4.) Thruster? I barely know her!

3.) CrossFit Watertown . . . we put the “ow” in rowing.

2.) CrossFit Watertown . . . because the only “Bi Curls” we want to see involve . . . oh, never mind.

And the #1 Rejected Slogan . . .

1.) CrossFit Watertown. Hard. Fast. And No Cuddling Afterwards.