As promised, here are the ones that got away. (And, to the nuns at St. John’s School, who tried so hard to teach me to be a good girl: look away. Save yourself the agony.)
Top 10 Rejected Slogans for CFW
10.) You say “Puke” like it’s a bad thing . . .
9.) When you cough up blood, you know you’re doing it right.
8.) Now you’re really f***ed.
7.) Turkish Get-up? Let me show you the Turkish “Get-Down!”
6.) That pole’s not just for pull-ups, honey.
5.) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Puke and we’ll laugh at you.
4.) Thruster? I barely know her!
3.) CrossFit Watertown . . . we put the “ow” in rowing.
2.) CrossFit Watertown . . . because the only “Bi Curls” we want to see involve . . . oh, never mind.
And the #1 Rejected Slogan . . .
1.) CrossFit Watertown. Hard. Fast. And No Cuddling Afterwards.
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