Top 10 Rejected Slogans for CrossFit Watertown

As promised, here are the ones that got away. (And, to the nuns at St. John's School, who tried so hard to teach me to be a good girl: look away. Save yourself the agony.)

Top 10 Rejected Slogans for CFW

10) You say "Puke" like it's a bad thing . . .

9) When you cough up blood, you know you're doing it right.

8) Now you're really f***ed.

7) Turkish Get-up? Let me show you the Turkish "Get-Down!"

6) That pole's not just for pull-ups, honey.

5) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Puke and we'll laugh at you.

4) Thruster? I barely know her!

3) CrossFit Watertown . . . we put the "ow" in rowing.

2) CrossFit Watertown . . . because the only "Bi Curls" we want to see involve . . . oh, never mind.

And the #1 Rejected Slogan . .

.1) CrossFit Watertown. Hard. Fast. And No Cuddling Afterwards.